Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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#ahahahahahahahahahahahaha    

ggaga:

when kids show u their drawings

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#this show was the best    

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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stahlnn:

when she say “we need to talk”…

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illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

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tinalikesbutts:

Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

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